Food Quotes Page 4

“An army marches on its stomach.” – Napoleon

Vegetables are a must on a diet.  I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread, and pumpkin pie.  ~Jim Davis

Nothing would be more tiresome than eating and drinking if God had not made them a pleasure as well as a necessity.  ~Voltaire

There is a lot more juice in grapefruit than meets the eye.  ~Author Unknown

Sex is good, but not as good as fresh, sweet corn.  ~Garrison Keillor

Do vegetarians eat animal crackers?  ~Author Unknown

I would like to find a stew that will give me heartburn immediately, instead of at three o’clock in the morning.  ~John Barrymore

Red meat is not bad for you.  Now blue-green meat, that’s bad for you!  ~Tommy Smothers

It would be nice if the Food and Drug Administration stopped issuing warnings about toxic substances and just gave me the names of one or two things still safe to eat.  ~Robert Fuoss

As a child my family’s menu consisted of two choices:  take it or leave it.  ~Buddy Hackett

After all the trouble you go to, you get about as much actual “food” out of eating an artichoke as you would from licking 30 or 40 postage stamps.  ~Miss Piggy