Part of the secret of success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside. ~Mark Twain
Condensed milk is wonderful. I don’t see how they can get a cow to sit down on those little cans. ~Fred Allen
The most remarkable thing about my mother is that for thirty years she served the family nothing but leftovers. The original meal has never been found. ~Calvin Trill
If you ate pasta and antipasto, would you still be hungry? ~Author Unknown
As for butter versus margarine, I trust cows more than chemists. ~Joan Gussow
An onion can make people cry, but there has never been a vegetable invented to make them laugh. ~Will Roger
You can tell how long a couple has been married by whether they are on their first, second or third bottle of Tobasco. ~Bruce Bye
And, of course, the funniest food of all, kumquats. ~George Carlin
Avoid fruit and nuts. You are what you eat. ~Jim Davis
Soup is just a way of screwing you out of a meal. ~Jay Leno
The trouble with eating Italian food is that five or six days later you’re hungry again. ~George Miller
Measure the girth of the chef and you can rate his restaurant” – French Proverb
A table, a chair, a bowl of fruit and a violin. What else does a man need to be happy?” – Albert Einstein
