Fabulous Food Quotes

Part of the secret of success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside.  ~Mark Twain

Condensed milk is wonderful.  I don’t see how they can get a cow to sit down on those little cans.  ~Fred Allen

The most remarkable thing about my mother is that for thirty years she served the family nothing but leftovers.  The original meal has never been found.  ~Calvin Trill

If you ate pasta and antipasto, would you still be hungry?  ~Author Unknown

As for butter versus margarine, I trust cows more than chemists.  ~Joan Gussow

An onion can make people cry, but there has never been a vegetable invented to make them laugh.  ~Will Roger

You can tell how long a couple has been married by whether they are on their first, second or third bottle of Tobasco.  ~Bruce Bye

And, of course, the funniest food of all, kumquats.  ~George Carlin

Avoid fruit and nuts.  You are what you eat.  ~Jim Davis

Soup is just a way of screwing you out of a meal.  ~Jay Leno

The trouble with eating Italian food is that five or six days later you’re hungry again.  ~George Miller

Measure the girth of the chef and you can rate his restaurant” – French Proverb

A table, a chair, a bowl of fruit and a violin. What else does a man need to be happy?” – Albert Einstein

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